I bought “Dare To Dream” today, and I am already halfway done. Whyyyy are you so irresistible, One Direction? Whyyyy are you so damn hot? Whyyyy are you so damn charming? And Whyyyy don’t you live in Thomasville, NC so I can just have my way with ALL of you?! I know you’re not legal in America, but I am. I’d totally buy you alcohol if I had to. Wahhh!